but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
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