Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
Couch. On fire.
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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