but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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