If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
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