evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
I'm going to write a horror movie. It's going to be called "Fat People on a Squeaky Bed" and it's going to feature me laying in bed last night listening to my overweight roommate and her fat boyfriend tossing and turning all night
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
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