Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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