she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
You had me at "let me see your balls"
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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