Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
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