I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I just followed up on a noise complaint...only to find 2 girls in bikinis covered in jello with beer cans everywhere. I couldn't bring myself to bust that party.
I want to be a cop.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
Randomize
