people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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