Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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