What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
Sorry about my life...
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
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