A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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