I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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