Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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