I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
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