I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
It's never too late to be topless.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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