I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
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