you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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