He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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