Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
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