Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
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