Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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