he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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