it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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