he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
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