We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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