brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
GOOD IDEA: Stealing the bike a couple blocks away so I don't have to walk. BAD IDEA: riding bike for the first time in years drunk as hell. I'm bleeding and my body hurts and once again I can't find my car.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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