none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
How naked do you want me to be?
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