Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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