And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
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