its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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