please come you make the beer taste better
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
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