I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
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