when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
I love you.
Bad choice
Randomize
