Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
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