I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
