IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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