wrigley field is MILF paradise
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
Is it penis luge time yet?
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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