Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
I want Samuel L. Jackson to stand beside me and narrate my morning shits.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
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