i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
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