My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
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