hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
Just pee around me
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
i out mim tonsoeep
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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