Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
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