Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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