physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Why can't burritos get me drunk
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
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