if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I was giving him a blow job in the kitchen, but it was uncomfortable. so i took the oven mitts and used them as knee pads.
Don't tell me i'm not fucking resourceful.
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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