There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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