What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
There r osticjed everywhere
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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