it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
they're like a gay fantastic four
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
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