I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
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