Do vagina's smell?
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
She's making her own pesto again. Cooking spaghetti in the microwave and "frying" vegetables in the toaster oven. All this while wearing the yellow rubber gloves and saying that the pesto has feelings like a real person. Im terrified.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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