love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
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