I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
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