is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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