Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
handjob tips. give me some.
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize