How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
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